Okay, Avon may or may not be living with me next year. She's currently making up her mind, which means that I may have one more space in my house. If your interested, please drop me a line. As I say, it's not for sure, but I shall let you know in the next few weeks if I know you're interested...
Most of you've been here, but just in case...
Large house in quiet area about 5 mins walk from the union, 4 beds, double glazing, gas central heating combi boiler, cellar, lounge, 1 bathroom/toilet,
Kitchen: dishwasher, large fridge and freezer (seperate), lots of cupboard storage space, microwave, electric oven, gas hob. With any luck we should have a dishwasher too soon, although no promises. Badboy couch
Yard, with full bbq and bonfire facilities, washing line when required. Seats and table. BIRD FEEDER
Lounge: 1 3 seat sofa and 2 easy chairs, TV which is going, but we'll get another, no worries. Integrated 5.1 sound system, hooked up to kitchen for full mugasmic effectage. Storage space. ooo, and a projector when I bring it downstairs. PC for basic interweb access and watching downloaded TV in the lounge. (It's hooked up to the telervishwan)
Basement, small junk room for bike storage etc. Large room for band practices, homebrew (which is plentiful) and
dumping your shit. Shit must be dumped in damp proofed containers, mostly.
Bathroom: Bath, shower, sink, toilet, what more can you ask for.
We're allowed small rodentine pets, though you can't clean them out in the shower.
Landlord is very good, does what she's told, although occasionally needs hasstling, but on call almost all the time.
The room going is a fairly good size, with a carpet, double bed, wardrobe, drawers, shelves, desk and chair.
As a privilage member of the household, you will get fed beer at a rate of knotts, as the homebrew just keeps on coming.
Our internet is the best thing ever. If you're a torrent fan, I leave that restricted during the day, so as not to interfere.
We get up to about 2megabytes per second actual transfer speed. It's great.
You get all access to my entire 1700GB collection of TV and music and so on, as well as free tech support should you need it.
For your security, and descresed insurance, we have a full zoned fire alarm and burglar alarm system
which is set when we're out. All external doors are good and solid.
What else....
Oh yes, you get to live with three lovely hobos, and a pair of gypsy rats (though you wont see them much)
We're all quiet and industrious when it comes to uni work. I spend most of my term in the library. :)
but crucially, we all know how to party, and party hard :)
Rent is going to be £62 per week next year, up from £60 this year. :o
bills, including TV, elec, phone/internet, water and gas total about an extra tenner a week, which is
roughly what I paid in halls in first year, and I get a MUCH better deal here.
ooo, and there's 2 parks nearby, though 1 is full of hobos.
And it's close to town
and the free bus stops outside the door,
and I'm amazing...
...nipples...

Joelxxx

