Continuing the theme of "new designs", the new LUU foyer was open today. To be kind, I don't like it.
It appears to be decorated by committee, with an attempt at "minimalist" with someone bottling it and vomiting crap picture frames all over the walls.
It has turned several small and functional spaces into one massive useless cavern. This from a organisation that is perpetually saying that it is short on space.
The flooring is equally daft with faux-slate-tiles-yet-obviously-clip-together-laminate-boards in some areas, and seemingly at random going into some freakish artex-meets-black-rubber concoction that looks like it will turn the whole area into "the slippy-slidy show!" every time it rains during term time and the water gets stampeded in.
Back to the walls and there is now what shall henceforth known as the "ego wall" where the exec have their mugs painted on the about 1000 times larger than such would need.
It appears they attempted to open the space up, yet I am guessing for structural reasons, there is now a strange cube in the middle of the foyer. Not only does it look out of place, it completely destroys any reasoning of improving the flow of people in the foyer, as the corridor to the shops is still as narrow as it was previously.
One of the more useful parts of the foyer did not appear to be there - the post box.
Moving on from the foyer, Game On has gone. While I guess it isn't going to be overly missed as it was never properly provisioned as an arcade in the first place. It is now "The Lounge" and the old lounge appears to be "yet more lounge" yet curiously locked (I peered in through the window in the door connecting "old lounge" to "old game on"). Also, the meeting rooms of "the old lounge" have been removed. to make space for a larger "yet more lounge". Oh, and the all of it is green. a vile shade of green between pus-green and gangrene-green. With complementary shades of different vile greens. For the seating and tables, you have a wonderful selection of poo-brown, puke-brown or... yet more green! Oh, and about 50% of the furniture can be described as being in the "will most likely be wrecked in 6 months time" category. The "yet more lounge area" appears to continue the theme, but has an area that appears to be lino with a grass pattern photoshopped on to it at a zoom level far too high to actually give the impression of grass.
In summary it appears that taste and common sense has been sacrificed for no good reason on a project that had no reason to exist in the first place.


