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One may argue that the committee of any sort of group or society should be representative of its members. Perhaps even in a proportionate sense. Thinking about this today, I got to wondering what exactly Rock Soc would be like if the committee were directly representative of its members, kinda. Here are my findings based on the rough yearly membership.

Out of about 250 people:

153  would be vegetarian
166  would be female
77    would class themselves as 'metallers'
179  would have some sort of visual impairment meaning they should wear glasses
102  would be naturally blonde
26    would be ginger
78    would have a longstanding preoccupation with corsets
13    would be Jewish
26    would have some sort of military career
77    would live in the same house
19    would be wizards
204  would regularly wear skirts
52    would be tech geeks
85    would probably jump the bones of Bruce Dickinson
26    would definitely jump the bones of young David Bowie
...And 230  would have had a romantic involvement with someone in Rocksoc

 Don't ask what system I used to work this out, I call it Kat Math, it's as accurate as any other for something that doesn't have any real point to it. Anyway, enjoy! Any other suggestions?

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the mind boggles...

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From what I gather, pretty much every vegetarian Rocksoc member seems to be in the committee, so I'm not sure how accurate that statistic is :s

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as in 77 people in one house? thats a bloody big house Sticking out tongue

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If you wanted to take it to its logical extreme, there would only be 50 houses between the whole society. That or 125 people would live with at least one other Rock Soc member. That doesn't sound impossible though, if you consider halls especially.

This is why we use Kat Maths. It makes complete bollocks sound quite reasonable.

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Methinks somebody was bored

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KatKat wrote:

One may argue that the committee of any sort of group or society should be representative of its members. Perhaps even in a proportionate sense. Thinking about this today, I got to wondering what exactly Rock Soc would be like if the committee were directly representative of its members, kinda. Here are my findings based on the rough yearly membership.

Out of about 250 people:

153  would be vegetarian
166  would be female
77    would class themselves as 'metallers'
179  would have some sort of visual impairment meaning they should wear glasses
102  would be naturally blonde
26    would be ginger
78    would have a longstanding preoccupation with corsets
13    would be Jewish
26    would have some sort of military career
77    would live in the same house
19    would be wizards
204  would regularly wear skirts
52    would be tech geeks
85    would probably jump the bones of Bruce Dickinson
26    would definitely jump the bones of young David Bowie
...And 230  would have had a romantic involvement with someone in Rocksoc

 Don't ask what system I used to work this out, I call it Kat Math, it's as accurate as any other for something that doesn't have any real point to it. Anyway, enjoy! Any other suggestions?

None of the above.... 

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KatKat wrote:

 

This is why we use Kat Maths. It makes complete bollocks sound quite reasonable.

 in future if your bored enough to do kat maths on sunday, feel free to go into work for me, im sure noone would notice the difference Sticking out tongue and it would keep you occupied to several hours

i think i apply for 8 of them. 

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only max 4 Sad

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Aw Ben, don't be sad, you could be one of 13 other wizards! Think of the spells that can be cast with such a number!

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I'm 9 of them Puzzled

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Just 3 for me! And one of them was the fact that I'm female. Wow, I really shouldn't be here should I Sticking out tongue

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Vegetarianism can't be spreading that fast can it? Damn. Something has to be done.

 

 

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Only 53 would be tech geeks?! Sticking out tongue

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7 for me (I assume I count as a wizard).

And why just a "young" David Bowie? He's still got it imo Smiling

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I count for two of them, or maybe three as I live with half the committee! (using Adam maths, which is wrong).

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darkish_angel87 wrote:

From what I gather, pretty much every vegetarian Rocksoc member seems to be in the committee, so I'm not sure how accurate that statistic is :s

Naw, there's others we just hide the fact well. For one there's our lovely Helen. And I know one of our freshers is definatly veg. And Lorna is pescatarian, which counts as vegetarian in such situations Sticking out tongue

Do I count in the Bowie catergory? Sticking out tongue Also, did I get counted as being blonde or ginger? It's a hotly contested debate!

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Hunni, Your definately ginger Sticking out tongue

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But does the carpet match the curtains. That's the ultimate judge.... From what I gather Gordon, you'd have noooooo idea Sticking out tongue

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Damn, I have the mental image of joel's carpet and need mind bleach urgently.

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5, possibly 6 Sticking out tongue

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