One may argue that the committee of any sort of group or society should be representative of its members. Perhaps even in a proportionate sense. Thinking about this today, I got to wondering what exactly Rock Soc would be like if the committee were directly representative of its members, kinda. Here are my findings based on the rough yearly membership.
Out of about 250 people:
153 would be vegetarian
166 would be female
77 would class themselves as 'metallers'
179 would have some sort of visual impairment meaning they should wear glasses
102 would be naturally blonde
26 would be ginger
78 would have a longstanding preoccupation with corsets
13 would be Jewish
26 would have some sort of military career
77 would live in the same house
19 would be wizards
204 would regularly wear skirts
52 would be tech geeks
85 would probably jump the bones of Bruce Dickinson
26 would definitely jump the bones of young David Bowie
...And 230 would have had a romantic involvement with someone in Rocksoc
Don't ask what system I used to work this out, I call it Kat Math, it's as accurate as any other for something that doesn't have any real point to it. Anyway, enjoy! Any other suggestions?




