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How many Cyclists in Leeds are completely unaware that there is a road next to the pavement, and that I don't enjoy having to move out of my way to let them past? I'm happy to let 4 year olds who are cycling, accompanied by their parents, on the path, but most cyclists are old enough to use the roads, although I can understand if they've been banned from them since cyclists on the road decide that they don't have to obey traffic lights road signs et al. Or, even better, they realise that they can't run red lights, so steer onto the pavement to pass the lights, then back onto the road.

Also, lazy cyclists are annoying too. Catching my train back home, having just made it to the train with 30 seconds to spare, I have to stand in the middle of the doorway because a cyclist is in my usual space (OK, it was the cycle rack). But, to my annoyment, he got off the train (pushing in front of me, might I add and almost hitting me twice with his bike as he turned it round) at Burley Park station. That was an 8 minute train ride for what would have taken maybe 12 minutes on a bike and had him taking up a space that would have happily held 4-6 people just to save 5 or so minutes, assuming he only just got on the train. If he had waited for the train, it probably took longer than cycling.

What a wanker!

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Oh just do NOT get me started about ad cyclists!

Personally, I think there should be a compulsory cyclist test like a drivers test and cyclists should be made to pay a nominal road tax.

Moreover they should be made to FOLLOW THE BLOODY RULES OF THE ROAD!!! Yesterday, I was almost knocked over by an asshole cyclists wo was riding the wrong way down a Bus Lane! He then shouted at me for not looking.....git.

Register all bikes, with number plates, so road rule breakers can be traced more easily.

Bring back the Cycling Proficiency Test!

And the Tufty Club!

Grrrrrrr

This should probably also be on te grumpy old men thread Sticking out tongue

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Shogg wrote:
ad cyclists

yes, those cyclists that have trailers with an advertising banner on are the worst of all. Sticking out tongue

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iostream wrote:
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yes, those cyclists that have trailers with an advertising banner on are the worst of all. :P

Bitch.

Mocking my righteous anger.....grrrrrrrr Sticking out tongue

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I'm a big cyclist. And I can safely say that I fully agree with you. In Leeds it seems commonplace for cyclists to completely abuse the traffic systems. Use pavements all the time, skip red lights and even cycle the wrong way on 1 way roads.

It really makes me mad. It gives cyclists everywhere a bad name and means that driver around Leeds have no respect for cyclists and hence do not give them the berth they need etc. and get in other places. It's so infuriating. I often sit on my bike at a red light and get passed by some other cyclist who has decided to take the law into his own hands and skip the reds. CUNT! I'll chuck a fucking stick in his spokes!

Idiots!

Joelxxx

P.S. Cycling proficiency still exists. It was never required and is still as pointless as it always was. Having done my CP, I can say that it would probably only encourage me to cycle on pavements, coz instructors tend to recommend it in busy places like Leeds. It saves a cyclist from having to put effort into road awareness. Idiots.

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ring_leader_uk wrote:
I'm a big cyclist. And I can safely say that I fully agree with you. In Leeds it seems commonplace for cyclists to completely abuse the traffic systems. Use pavements all the time, skip red lights and even cycle the wrong way on 1 way roads.

It really makes me mad. It gives cyclists everywhere a bad name and means that driver around Leeds have no respect for cyclists and hence do not give them the berth they need etc. and get in other places. It's so infuriating. I often sit on my bike at a red light and get passed by some other cyclist who has decided to take the law into his own hands and skip the reds. CUNT! I'll chuck a fucking stick in his spokes!

Idiots!

Joelxxx

P.S. Cycling proficiency still exists. It was never required and is still as pointless as it always was. Having done my CP, I can say that it would probably only encourage me to cycle on pavements, coz instructors tend to recommend it in busy places like Leeds. It saves a cyclist from having to put effort into road awareness. Idiots.

Then it needs to be upgrsaded and made compulsory. Still for registration, though. Cyclist Road tax. Yes!

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To be honest, I was going to just have the topic as Cyclists, until I remembered that Joel was a cyclist, and given some of the seemingly random excursions he's written about in the past, I assumed a decent cyclist, so I appended it and added a 'bad' in front of it.

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Awww, that's the nicest thing you've ever said, EVER Hunter!

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Alex has a;ready com[plained to me about my Nice persona.

Its because I'm bored.

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For every idiot cyclist I've encountered, I guess I've encountered about 5 asshole pedestrians who don't even seem to be aware they're standing in a cycle lane and a roughly equal number of asshat drivers that don't seem to realise that a bicycle is wider than its wheels.

it should also be noted that in the event of a collision between a cyclist and a pedestrian, the cyclist is likely to come off worst.

Perhaps bikes should have visible identification numbers? I'm sure it's not too difficult to produce a camera system that can identify bikes traveling at more than about 5mph on pavements.

I'm also sure it's possible to have cycle lanes that don't have massive potholes and to have drain grates that aren't massively higher or lower than the road surface.

The world is full of idiots. Some of them happen to own bicycles.

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But there is such a thing as the "biker mentality". This idea that they are superior to pedestrians and inferior to cars, so cars should watch what they're fucking doing as it's not there problem etc.

If you see a cyclist in some sort of skin tight flourescent suit you can probably spot the signs of this way of thinking if you observe them for a while.

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This all reminds me of the "we are the cyclists" bit on Monkey Dust.

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Nearly got hit by a cyclist going through a red light at a crossing today on my way home near the Met:

ME (after narrowly avoiding said cyclist): It's a RED light!!!
DUMB BITCH CYCLIST: Chill out, I didn't hit you, did I?

Not this time!! As long as she didn't hit me, it's cool for her to ignore the Highway Code. And then she had the gall to shake her head at me as if I was the one in the wrong when she cycled off!! The little green man said I could cross, for shit's sake!

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I once got nearly hit by a cyclist running a red light, didn't even look at me, just carried on like nothing happened

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BY TOR wrote:
If you see a cyclist in some sort of skin tight flourescent suit you can probably spot the signs of this way of thinking if you observe them for a while.

OI! My LYCRA is very sexy and does not alter my perception of the road!

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stop giving me bad mental images

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ring_leader_uk wrote:
BY TOR wrote:
If you see a cyclist in some sort of skin tight flourescent suit you can probably spot the signs of this way of thinking if you observe them for a while.

OI! My LYCRA is very sexy and does not alter my perception of the road!

Sticking out tongue

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Slightly frightened.

Slightly aroused.

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Shogg wrote:
ring_leader_uk wrote:
BY TOR wrote:
If you see a cyclist in some sort of skin tight flourescent suit you can probably spot the signs of this way of thinking if you observe them for a while.

OI! My LYCRA is very sexy and does not alter my perception of the road!

Sticking out tongue

Joelxxx

Slightly frightened.

Slightly aroused.

You don't have to live with it

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re: running red lights

Another argument for bycycles having registration plates. It's dangerous and my response is to make no effort to get out of the way of the cyclist when crossing on a green man, as I have the right of way and a high pain threshold.

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Exactly. Which is what pissed me off when she commented that she hadn't hit me - it's besides the point, the point being I had right of way at the time

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Can one still obtain copies of the highway code without paying? It might be entertaining to hand copies out to various morons.

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darkish_angel87 wrote:
Shogg wrote:
ring_leader_uk wrote:
BY TOR wrote:
If you see a cyclist in some sort of skin tight flourescent suit you can probably spot the signs of this way of thinking if you observe them for a while.

OI! My LYCRA is very sexy and does not alter my perception of the road!

Sticking out tongue

Joelxxx

Slightly frightened.

Slightly aroused.

You don't have to live with it

Probably just as well for all concerned . . .

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tech_charles wrote:
Can one still obtain copies of the highway code without paying? It might be entertaining to hand copies out to various morons.

Or conversely roll it up and beat the fuckers with it.

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I'm not an advocate of violence. I'm too busy maintaining weapons.

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