for embaressing people by maintaining a list of amusing things that people have said...
ill get the ball rolling:
Kenny wrote:
yes. sorta owned myself there. its also got some sticky white stuff just under the pedal itself. is that normal?
Tue, 26/12/2006 - 02:19
Tue, 26/12/2006 - 21:38
#1
I'll get my quote in before someone else does.
In the brickies, alex and kenny comment on someone's chest being nice.
TheeUmbrellaBoy wrote:
I know, I love that jacket
(entirely oblivious to the fact that anyone else wasn't refering to the jacket)
Alex and kenny stare at Michael in mild disbelief
Michael cottons on, and looks at his shoes.
TheeUmbrellaBoy wrote:
God, I'm so gay
Wed, 27/12/2006 - 15:41
#2
When discussing some part of the Ball, Tim confuses even himself with;
Timmy wrote:
We'll come to that bridge when we have to cross it.
And I'm sure there's a lot more from Timmy.
_________________
Official Rocksoc "Keeper of the patches" 2006.
"I am an alcohol superhuman!"
Thu, 28/12/2006 - 00:25
#3
I'll do myself:
Quote:
If it can't have worms in we definitely shouldn't be drinking it!
Quote:
Take photos, take film, take advantage of me!
Thu, 28/12/2006 - 01:27
#4
a classic kenny line from the summer:
Kenny wrote:
i cant remember the last time i was drunk. probably because i was drunk.
Thu, 28/12/2006 - 11:24
#5
my dad yesterday just before I left him at the station:
Quote:
you shouldn't grow on your face what grows wild on your arse
about my beard
Thu, 28/12/2006 - 18:18
#6
I remember a Kenny one as being
Kenny wrote:
The reason Jay is so poor is because he spent all is money on step ladders
Or something like that. I think Jay wrote it down
Wed, 03/01/2007 - 19:05
#7
A few from Alex:
"I feel my brain has let me down in a big way today."
"Frozen food. It's like normal food, but colder."
Thu, 04/01/2007 - 20:08
#8
"Eagles may soar high but hamsters rarely get sucked into a jet engine" - Dunno
"Islam is the new Emo; super touchy touchy and desperate to prove to its mates how bloody misunderstood they are." - Julian Cope
Sat, 06/01/2007 - 01:13
#9
"I'm coming into sheep." -myself whilst playing Settlers of Catan and experiencing an evening of welsh-related sheep jokes.
Sat, 06/01/2007 - 13:14
#10
Rhiannon wrote:
Has someone left a sausage under the grill, because there's a sausage under the grill?
And: -
I wrote:
What's up with this thingy? It won't stay up!
Tue, 09/01/2007 - 19:02
#11
Ben (My Brother) wrote:
I do know that, i am stupid!!!
Edwin (My Other Brother) wrote:
There are 2 humans and a weird thing sat at this table, i don't know what the weird thing is called but the humans are called James and Ben...Edwin!, James and Edwin!, I said Edwin!!!
I'm sure i'll have said something equally retarded in the past though
Tue, 09/01/2007 - 19:19
#12
darkish_angel87 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Has someone left a sausage under the grill, because there's a sausage under the grill?And: -
I wrote:
What's up with this thingy? It won't stay up!
hahahaha former 'munchkin pornstar' 
Tue, 09/01/2007 - 19:50
#13
GOD wrote:
I wrote:
What's up with this thingy? It won't stay up!
hahahaha former 'munchkin pornstar'
Why are you assuming I was talking about something rude? 
Wed, 10/01/2007 - 13:57
#14
you still ain't said otherwise
Thu, 11/01/2007 - 17:56
#15
KENNY: Your bin gets delivered on tuesday? Mine goes on Thursday.
HUNTER: That's because you're a pillock.
KENNY: It's not my fault the bin company picked a different day!
HUNTER: It is. It's because you're a cripple.
Liz: So did you go see Muse at Leeds Fest?
Thu, 11/01/2007 - 18:37
#16
Todo es Blattspitzen!
(An in-joke between my classmates)
(No, it doesn´t make sense)
Sat, 13/01/2007 - 13:18
#17
STU: You fucking rejard
Yeah, nice one :rotfwl:
Tue, 16/01/2007 - 02:10
#18
Emma says:
a numb arse is the best feeling EVER!!
We were talking about driving for very long periods of time on a very straight road, the M1 as it happens. I SWEAR it.
Wed, 17/01/2007 - 20:06
#19
Tim: I like that T-shirt, it says 'The Rocker' on it and there's a picture of a chav.
Me: That's Phill Lynott
_________________
Official Rocksoc "Keeper of the patches" 2006.
"I've often been told that I'm a good listener...
...At least I think thats what they said, I wasn't paying much attention"
Wed, 17/01/2007 - 20:09
#20
STEVE: *gesticulates at tv playing music videos* What the fuck is this song?
*Metallica - Enter Sandman plays*
Wed, 17/01/2007 - 20:21
#21
I'm surprised no one has mentioned alex's birthday quote yet.
Wed, 17/01/2007 - 20:23
#22
I don't think it needs to be mentioned, we all know it, and it'll leave the noobs in a state of anticipation for the quote of a lifetime.
_________________
Official Rocksoc "Keeper of the patches" 2006.
"I've often been told that I'm a good listener...
...At least I think thats what they said, I wasn't paying much attention"
Wed, 17/01/2007 - 20:54
#23
ME: Do you remember when we were zombies and vomited blood?
CHRIS: Yeah, that was wierd.
Wed, 17/01/2007 - 20:57
#24
spoilsport >:[
Wed, 17/01/2007 - 23:29
#25
Hunter wrote:
I don't think it needs to be mentioned, we all know it, and it'll leave the noobs in a state of anticipation for the quote of a lifetime.
I would put it up but I seem to be one of the few people who didn't learn it word for word.
Thu, 18/01/2007 - 02:25
#26
I did. Oh I did!
Thu, 18/01/2007 - 12:44
#27
i have forgotten tis quote.
Thu, 18/01/2007 - 13:04
#28
Kenny wrote:
STEVE: *gesticulates at tv playing music videos* What the fuck is this song?*Metallica - Enter Sandman plays*
Oi bitch I am aware of the opening riff of Enter Sandman. I do remember this incident, but it wasn't Enter Sandman I was referring to 
Thu, 18/01/2007 - 13:32
#29
It could've been One...it was definately a Metallica song I know that much.
Thu, 18/01/2007 - 22:08
#30
Put Alex's quote up. It's glorious.
Fri, 19/01/2007 - 12:03
#31
*Ahem*....
"Fuck off will you. Just fuck off, alright? You can suck my cock man, you can kneel down in front of me and beg for my cock. I own you. Your ass is mine. I am going to rape your ass. I am going to stick my cock in your anus and I am going to be laughing and you are going to be crying."
Fri, 19/01/2007 - 12:50
#32
And the lucky recipient of this tirade? Alex's twin brother
Sat, 20/01/2007 - 03:09
#33
Haven't posted in a while but this made me laugh:
Joel: I swallowed a penny the other day.
Me: 0_0 Wh- Why?
Joel: Just to see what it was like really.
Sat, 20/01/2007 - 17:19
#34
Me : Neil Peart is a good drummer but Alex is right, John Bonham was much better.
Ben (Twisted Genius) : Who's John Bonham?
Me: *Shocked into silence*
Sat, 20/01/2007 - 17:25
#35
Not knowing who John Bonham is!?! Terrible... Well I'll admit my ignorance and say I had to look on Wikipedia to find out about Neil Peart...
Me: "I cleaned my boots before. I used furniture polish."
Alex and Chris (Drezha): "Furniture polish?!?!"
Me: "Well, it's still polish, right?!?!"
Sun, 21/01/2007 - 20:57
#36
Kitty: mmm, teabaggy goodness.
Mon, 22/01/2007 - 18:00
#37
Me : ....Freddie Mercury, he's dead now.
Ben (Twisted Genius) : Is he?!?
Mon, 22/01/2007 - 19:01
#38
Hush..... I knew that i wasnt listening properly and i was drunk :-*
Tue, 23/01/2007 - 18:31
#39
Twistedgenius wrote:
Hush..... I knew that i wasnt listening properly and i was drunk :-*
Should bloody well hope so, unless you know something we don't! :s
Tue, 23/01/2007 - 21:21
#40
i get paid to play with ballons at work. and they'll be full of hydrogen.
Wed, 24/01/2007 - 00:20
#41
From Mine And Jims MSN Conversation
TimeSplitters Future Perfect Rocks My Socks says:
heehee bloody hell how fast do you work?
Kavok says:
Just enough to get one shell out of the cannon and the next in!
Then - Blam!
This is a motto to live your life by if ever i heard one, and one of the greatest Metaphors to boot!!!!
Wed, 24/01/2007 - 13:58
#42
Oh dear.. what a great idea. But i have to say i often say a lot of stupid things.
Anyways here goes with my own.
Whilst i was washing up an electric whisk blender thing i couldnt remove the attachment from the main bit where all the working electrical stuff is and i said.
Quote:
I dont want to clean electricity
Sarah says Quote:
Hmmm.. now claire electricity can not be cleaned you know.
Wed, 24/01/2007 - 18:53
#43
I'm not sorry. I'm proud!
Thu, 25/01/2007 - 17:30
#44
My favourite Ermy quote comes from quite a few years ago, so I can be forgiven:
"Is cyanide good for the heart?"
Thu, 25/01/2007 - 21:46
#45
Ermy wrote:
My favourite Ermy quote comes from quite a few years ago, so I can be forgiven:
"Is cyanide good for the heart?"
:0
Glad you're an arts student!
Thu, 25/01/2007 - 22:35
#46
Me: They are so easy to kill, aren't they?
Chris: (tuts) Humans!
Fri, 26/01/2007 - 12:20
#47
this made me laugh, in case anyone missed it :
Steve wrote:
I moshed to Killswitch Engaged? :0
Fri, 26/01/2007 - 12:27
#48
GOD wrote:
this made me laugh, in case anyone missed it :Steve wrote:
I moshed to Killswitch Engaged? :0
Fri, 26/01/2007 - 12:31
#49
you at the pub tonight steve?? i'll let you listen to it again if you are
Fri, 26/01/2007 - 12:40
#50
GOD wrote:
you at the pub tonight steve?? i'll let you listen to it again if you are
No I'm off round town tonight
